There's always constants in life. If you live, you breath. If you live in America, you over-react. If you're rich, you're hated. If you drive slow in the fast lane, you'll be the most hated person ever. Constants is what keeps the blue globe spinning.
So may I be the first to offer sympathy to Tennessee Titans fans after Vince Young's agent confirmed that Young will be on the cover of Madden 2008. Totally unrelated: Kerry Collins seen skipping around and clapping hands.
Vince Young's agent said the Titans quarterback has been told he'll appear on the cover of Madden '08, the popular football video game that features one NFL star on its package each year. Whether it's a coincidence or a curse, however, recent players have been injured the year they appeared on the cover.
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Vince Young on the Cover of Madden '08 [Music City Miracles]