Remember when Chad Johnson (as he was called at the time) raced a horse and won?
OK, so he had a 100 meter head start. But he was at a serious disadvantage already, using two legs while the cheating horse used four.
Upon learning that he was going to the Pro Bowl, replacing the injured Wes Welker, Chad Ochocinco and Chris Johnson agreed to a race in Miami with the loser giving their Pro Bowl checks to those in need in Haiti.