I DID NOT WATCH DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!! But, a friend of a friend of a friend told me that Chad Ochocinco was voted off of the popular show that I swear I've never seen. I don't think my television will even allow me to turn to that channel when it's on. Honest.
Said Chad of his experience on the show that I definitely have never watched:
"This was awesome," said the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. "I enjoyed the journey. I got some great criticism. I met some awesome people, including the beautiful Cheryl Burke. I've already won."
Chad had a nice run. He made it all the way to the semi-finals (I didn't watch it) and coming in forth place isn't too shabby. Now it's time to come home and get back to his day job. Hopefully this experience will enable Chad to walk out on the field and dance the Roomba (is that even a dance... I swear I wouldn't know) all over Derrelle Revis' (or your least favorite opposing defensive back's) face.
I look forward to seeing good ol' 85 on the sidelines soon, teaching those youngings how it's done.