Bizarre.
Washington Redskin wide receivers Brandon Banks and Anthony Armstrong have been playfully arguing about who would win in a race between the two. To settle the dispute, Banks and Armstrong plan to organize a race for a charity soon.
This is where Chad Ochocinco comes in.
Ochocinco, using his fluent second language -- Twitter -- decided to tell Banks and Armstrong that they were both wrong about who is fast. The right answer, according to Ochocinco, is of course, Ochocinco. That's right, folks; just how Ochocinco was faster than a horse, he's faster than Brandon Banks and Anthony Armstrong.
Here's the Twitter conversation:
@MrArmstrong13 I want to race you just because
Chad Ochocinco
ochocinco
@ochocinco Join in on me & @bbanks16 race. Gonna do it for charity and bragging rights
Anthony Armstrong
MrArmstrong13
@MrArmstrong13 trying to get @ochocinco on the show tonight to talk about a potential race between you 2...who wins?
The Tailgate
The_Tailgate
@The_Tailgate @ochocinco I would winAnthony Armstrong
MrArmstrong13
@MrArmstrong13 bruh I'll give you a 5 yard head start n still beat you, 60 yards so I have a chance to open up n get my 5 yards backChad Ochocinco
ochocinco
@ochocinco to quote you, Child Please!Anthony Armstrong
MrArmstrong13
@ochocinco @mrarmstrong13 lol y'all just took me out the race because y'all kno what banks got to offer Speedkillz!!!!
Brandon banks
bbanks16
@bbanks16 oh don't think you off the hook,we can race in the 200 on the track, you and @mrarmstrong13 can tag off at 100 meter mark n loseChad Ochocinco
ochocinco
Ochocinco was given a 100-meter head-start when he raced the horse. He won that race.
I'm assuming that Banks and Armstrong won't be willing to give Chad more than a football field's length lead before the race starts. Considering that Chad is nine years older than Banks and five years older than Armstrong, he might not be as lucky this time.