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2011 Cincy Jungle Mock Draft - The San Diego Chargers Select....

For the No. 18 pick in the second-annual Cincy Jungle Mock Draft, Quickslant selected for the San Deigo Chargers, who have the standard three picks available. Here is the pick...

With the No. 18 pick in the 2011 Cincy Jungle Mock Draft, the Chargers select...

Mike Pouncey, G/C, Florida

The San Diego Chargers select OG Mike Pouncey. Not that we need to explain, but since we love ya cincyjungle...,


After Jaws oversalted the popcorn, we sat down in the film room and evaluated the SD Chargers. One thing that stuck out was their turnover margin. This led to spoiled games which prevented the Chargers from reaching the playoffs. Initially, we were searching for a disruptive force on the d line. They already feel more confident in their defensive backfield w the acquisition of Bob Sanders. This force would put more pressure on opposing qbs and create more turnovers. However, with all of the top talent already drafted on the d line, we opted for top talent on the other side of the ball.

Mike Pouncey should help San Diego in the battle for turnovers. They can take some pressure off of their pro bowl qb and give more confidence in their second year, first round pick in Matthews. This will give them more ball control on offense and hopefully slow down their game by keeping their d off of the field.


Mike is a mauler and comes from a good pedigree. If he performs anywhere near his brother, they can feel good about drafting Matthews last year. Keep in mind his brother went to the pro bowl his rookie year. Norv Turner loves him some offense and they still have the whole draft to look for defense.


Jaws says that he would love to see the team from the whales vagina pound it in from the one with Powncey leading the Charge. His words, not mine.*


* I have never met Ron Jaworski and anything that I claim he has said is false.

Mike Pouncy Highlights:

Draft Overview:

Team Picked By Name/Positon of Pick
Carolina James Shively Nick Fairley / DT
Denver sexsalad Patrick Peterson / CB
Buffalo Elguapo09 Von Miller / OLB
Cincinnati Jason Garrison +2 A.J. Green / WR
Arizona Broski Da'Quan Bowers / DE
Cleveland Joe Goodberry Marcell Dareus / DL
San Francisco Heybrown Prince Amukamara/CB
Tennessee Oxalis Cam Newton/ QB
Dallas Jim0ijk Robert Quinn/ DE
Washington Pardon_My_French Blaine Gabbert/ QB
Houston Joe27 Julio Jones/ WR
Minnesota CarsonOrBust Tyron Smith/ OL
Detroit The_Black_Stripes
Cameron Jordan/ DE-DT
St. Louis Jaegner
Aldon Smith/ DE
Miami JaredM
Mark Ingram/ RB
Jacksonville Whodatchemsit
J.J. Watt/ DE
New England (from Oakland / Seymour) UpStateMike
Anthony Costanzo/ OT
San Diego Quickslant
Mike Pouncey/ G-C
New York Giants TheDealio
Tampa Bay Doc Scratch
Kansas City Indesignkat
Indianapolis Ddbumpus
Philadelphia Buckeyenut12
New Orleans FriarBob
Seattle IgnatiusJReilly
Baltimore FriarBob
Atlanta TruWhoDey
New England UpStateMike
Chicago Bsmith4256
New York Jets Polo_614
Pittsburgh Jason Garrison
Green Bay Sean Weaver
New England (from Carolina / Armanti Edwards) UpStateMike
Buffalo Elguapo09
Cincinnati Jason Garrison +2
Denver sexsalad
Cleveland Jason Garrison
Arizona Broski
Tennessee Oxalis
Dallas Jim0ijk
Washington Pardon_My_French
Houston Joe27
Minnesota CarsonOrBust
Detroit The_Black_Stripes
San Francisco Heybrown
Denver (from Miami / Brandon Marshall) sexsalad
St. Louis Jaegner
Oakland NoodleXV
Jacksonville Whodatchemsit
San Diego Quickslant
Tampa Bay Doc Scratch
New York Giants TheDealio
Indianapolis Ddbumpus
Philadelphia Buckeyenut12
Kansas City Indesignkat
New Orleans FriarBob
Seattle IgnatiusJReilly
Baltimore Joe Goodberry
Atlanta TruWhoDey
New England UpStateMike
San Diego (from NYJets / Antonio Cromartie) Quickslant
Chicago Bsmith4256
Pittsburgh FriarBob
Green Bay Sean Weaver
Carolina James Shively
Cincinnati Jason Garrison +2
Denver sexsalad
Buffalo Elguapo09
Arizona Broski
Cleveland FriarBob
Dallas Jim0ijk
New Orleans (from Washington / Jammal Brown) FriarBob
Houston Joe27
New England (from Minnesota / Randy Moss) UpStateMike
Detroit The_Black_Stripes
San Francisco Heybrown
Tennessee Oxalis
St. Louis Jaegner
Miami JaredM
Jacksonville Whodatchemsit
Oakland NoodleXV
San Diego Quickslant
New York Giants TheDealio
Tampa Bay Doc Scratch
Philadelphia Buckeyenut12
Kansas City Indesignkat
Indianapolis Ddbumpus
New Orleans FriarBob
San Diego (from Seattle / Charlie Whitehurst) Quickslant
Baltimore Jason Garrison
Atlanta TruWhoDey
New England UpStateMike
Chicago Bsmith4256
New York Jets Polo_614
Pittsburgh Joe Goodberry
Green Bay Sean Weaver
(possible compensatory)

(possible compensatory)

(possible compensatory)

(possible compensatory)