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With force powers, I walk up to you and say, "these are not the stories you're looking for" would you storm trooper it and say, "these are not the stories I'm looking for"? Or would you proceed to talk about the Cincinnati Bengals and their glorious week that was and what you expect today against the San Francisco 49ers?