OPEN THREAD: Monday Night Football Between The Houston Texans And New York Jets

As most of my twitter followings know, since the Cincinnati Bengals lost against the Miami Dolphins, my credit card was automatically shutdown because someone had stolen it and purchased things -- at Walmart, where I haven't shopped since high school. Then earlier this afternoon, my ceiling began leaking tremendous amounts of water during a cool sunny day and early estimates suggest I need to replace the drywall, tile and baseboards. And I think I'm developing gout.

Other than that, great couple of days and Happy Columbus Day.

Now an open thread to wind down the heavy day with a little football. Does anyone really think that the Jets have a chance?