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The staff at Cincy Jungle regroup after a crazy first week in the regular season. Josh is second. And that clearly changes everything. Why?

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See, our resident moderator UpStateMike jokes that I'm surrounding myself with the worst owners of fantasy football to make myself look better. That's not true. I'm just really, really, bad at making picks. Yes, I had a bum knee last year when I came in second-to-last and my allergies were in ambush mode, testing my ability to sneeze while making picks at the same time. But those are excuses. We're men. Men of football. And we're tough because we don't make excuses.

But... guess who's in second, Mike.

That might change. I'm a lone wolf on the Minnesota/Chicago game, picking the Vikings. This is a sentamental pick with Minnesota being my home town prior to landing in Cincinnati at ten years old. And you wonder why I'm bad at making picks?

THE STANDINGS

PLAYA RECORD PCT. GB
Andrew 8-8 .500 -
Josh 7-9 .438 1
Anthony 5-11 .313 3
Mickey 5-11 .313 3
Nick 5-11 .313 3

WEEK 2 PICKS

JOSH
MICKEY
NICK
ANDREW
ANTHONY
2013 Record (not including pushes)
7-9
5-11
5-11
8-8
5-11
2013 Winning Pct.
.438
.313
.313
.500
.313
NYJ @ NE (-12.0)
NE
NYJ NYJ NE
NE
STL @ ATL (-7.0)
ATL
ATL ATL ATL
ATL
CAR (-3.0) @ BUF
CAR
BUF BUF BUF
CAR
MIN @ CHI (-6.0)
MIN
CHI CHI CHI
CHI
WAS @ GB (-7.5)
GB
WAS GB GB
GB
MIA @ IND (-2.5)
IND
IND IND IND
MIA
DAL @ KC (-3.0)
DAL
KC DAL DAL
KC
SD @ PHI (-7.5)
PHI
PHI PHI PHI
PHI
CLE @ BAL (-6.5)
BAL
CLE BAL BAL
BAL
TEN @ HOU (-9.0)
HOU
HOU HOU HOU
HOU
DET (-1.0) @ ARI
DET
ARI ARI ARI
DET
NO (-3.5) @ TB
NO
NO NO NO
NO
JAC @ OAK (-5.5)
OAK
OAK OAK JAC
OAK
DEN (-4.5) @ NYG
DEN
DEN NYG DEN
DEN
SF @ SEA (-3.0)
SF
SF SF SF
SF
PIT @ CIN (-7.0)
CIN
CIN CIN CIN
CIN