Friday Open Thread: Bengals Caption/Photoshop Contest #3

This is a photo of Andy Dalton and Hue Jackson near the end of the Titans game.

Please put your submissions in the comments section; you can write based on anything present in the photo and make it as funny as you want, but please stay within reasonable boundaries. I have no problem with multiple submissions from the same person - the more funny posts, the merrier!

You don't have to limit yourself to one sentence - feel free to write multiple sentences, whether you're doing a conversation or simply describing the picture. Also, you can Photoshop the picture if you want. There weren't any particularly funny/captionable photos other than this one. They are clearly watching something take place - what is it? And even though this photo includes only their upper bodies, you can (hint hint) Photoshop in their lower bodies to make them full-bodied humans, or centaurs, or whatever you want.

We've already covered the Ravens and Falcons games (in reverse order). Each week, a contest will be held for a picture from the game the previous Sunday.

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I have to give another shout-out to ieatwaffleswithsyrup for his winning post for the Week 2 Falcons contest:

"...and I was like, I'll take this one."

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Now, onto the Week 1 Ravens contest (here's the original photo; click to expand):

Caption-only contest-

• Winner: trolls

Joe Flacco strikes the "Just Rode the Elevator with Ray Rice" pose.

• Second place: spif

I imagine him holding a toy Luke Skywalker in one hand and a toy Darth Vader in the other...

"Luke - I am your father!"

"No, that's impossible!"

"Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true..."

"NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Harbaugh: "JOE!! Put those *@&# toys up and get over here! It's half time, you *@#&$!!!"

(Flacco stands up and holds the Luke figure up in the air while running into the tunnel)

"This is red five, I'm going in!"

• Third place: soubuckeye

My mommy told me I was elite. Why doesn't anyone believe me?

• Fourth place (tie): TCfromDubVee

Man, my va jay jay hurts.

• Fourth place (tie): Striped Zeitgeist

Just keep saying it...

"I’m good enough… and I’m smart enough… and dogonit, people like me."

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Photoshop contest-

(click to expand each of them)

• Winner for the single highest-rated photo: emeybee

• Winner for multiple high-rated photos: Hudey97

(ephram's comment: "huh, that #41 looks a lot like Dalton")

(BALCO's comment: "Ha! Considering what happened on that play.")

• Third place: ieatwaffleswithsyrup

SAD KEANU 2: I HAVE A FRIEND

KEANU AND UNIBROW

screenplay by THE RAVENS FRONT OFFICE

"A TRUE STORY" - John Harbaugh

"A MUST SEE" - Ray Charles

"I WANTED TO PUNCH MY WIFE" - Ray Rice

• Fourth place: bengalsfan1277