Cincinnati Bengals Caption Contest Week 2

From now until the end of the season (and hopefully multiple times in the postseason) I want to host a caption contest for a photo from each week's game. Please put your submissions in the comments section; you can write based on anything present in the photo and make it as funny as you want, but please stay within reasonable boundaries.

I have no problem with multiple submissions from the same person - the more funny posts, the merrier! You don't have to limit yourself to one sentence - feel free to write multiple sentences, especially if you're doing a conversation, or even if you're simply describing the photo. You can also Photoshop the picture and upload it.

This week's contest is a photo from the Week 2 game vs. the Falcons. The winning submission will be the post with the most rec's, though I will also note the close runners-up.

During the bye week (next week), I plan to post a photo from the Ravens game for our Friday Open Thread in order to catch up. In that post, I'll mention the Week 2 winners. The following week on the Friday before the Week 4 Patriots game, I plan to post a photo from the Titans game for the Week 3 contest so that we will be fully caught up.