It's official: Media obsessed with Andy Dalton's hair

It's official, the Bengals media is so bored with the team's success that three minutes of today's press conference were dedicated to Andy Dalton's hair. Yes, it's 2015, the Bengals are 8-0 and Andy Dalton's hair is the biggest celebrity in Cincinnati.

Andy Dalton spent nearly three minutes answering questions about his hair today. No joke.

— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) November 12, 2015

Andy Dalton said his hair didn't look good today so he covered it up with a hat lol pic.twitter.com/gMjEm1LuLU

— Elise Jesse (@Elise_JesseWLWT) November 12, 2015

"That's the one thing that everybody seems to be focusing on this year is my hair, for whatever reason," Dalton said when meeting with the media today. "I understand the color, I've gotten that one a lot. But now I've got the style down and everybody wants to talk about it. It is what it is. It's been a lot of fun."

He continued, "The funny thing is people will say, 'Oh this is a new hairstyle' and they'll post a picture of me from last year. I feel like I kind of had a similar hairstyle last year, but now all of a sudden it's became a big deal."

Yup, Dalton's hair is officially a big deal. NFL.com is posting stories about it, everyone is Tweeting about it, and well, look here, we've found ourselves talking about it too, but mostly because, who can believe we're living in a world where Andy Dalton's hair takes center stage?

There's even an "Andy Dalton's hair" Twitter account.

It seems I'm getting stalked by the Andy Dalton Hair Twitter account now lol #NoChill pic.twitter.com/1XeKitwOHN

— Elise Jesse (@Elise_JesseWLWT) November 12, 2015

Wallace Gilberry got in on the Dalton hair talk, too.

Wallace Gilberry on Dalton: "He's got the hot hair and the hot hand right now." #Bengals @FOX19

— Jeremy Rauch (@FOX19Jeremy) November 12, 2015

This is what happens when you're 8-0... first 5 minutes of Andy Dalton's press conference was spent talking about his hair #Bengals

— Kaci Kust (@KaciKustCN2) November 12, 2015

Andy Dalton (and his marvelous hair) on the cover of ESPN Magazine. pic.twitter.com/rhD2Kf6H7W

— Matt Edwards (@Matt_WLWT) November 10, 2015

Soon people will say. "Give me the Dalton" #HairStyle pic.twitter.com/ykGMYnofjD

— Lindsay Patterson (@LndsPatterson) November 10, 2015

It's not only the media that's taking notice of Dalton's hair, the fans are, too, and some are even copying his style.

@LndsPatterson this dude already got it!! #Bengals #BengalsNation pic.twitter.com/PG07yFp98s

— Bret W Hoovler (@BretHoovler) November 10, 2015

Andy Dalton does have great hair, tho. Wave-wise, anyway.

— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) November 6, 2015

Andy Dalton is my role model for what my hair should be. Hold your red head high Andy! #redheadsrock #redflow pic.twitter.com/nnJBczF3OF

— Richard Wright (@Jif_22) November 2, 2015

How does Andy Dalton's hair stay so nice when he's been wearing a helmet?

— Ryan (@RBievs) November 1, 2015

Quote of the day: "I think Andy Dalton was only drafted for his hair." Thank you, @imbeccab

— Catherine Leake (@Maltese_Falcons) November 1, 2015

It is official: if the Bengals make it to the Super Bowl, I will get my hair cut just like Andy Dalton's. pic.twitter.com/WMSQ8xFGwv

— Dan Miller (@Real_World_Ging) November 1, 2015

This person even thinks the Bengals will win the Super Bowl BECAUSE of Dalton's hair:

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl solely because of Andy Dalton's hair.

— Jacob Janower (@JanowerJacob) November 1, 2015

I think Andy Dalton gained his power of actually being good this year from his new hair cut

— Sethsquatch (@xsethsolberg) October 30, 2015

Just don't ask him what he uses to make his hair look so good; he's not sharing his secrets.