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This is it, dear friends. Our last morsel of football of the 2015-2016 NFL season is just hours away. Unfortunately, this last bit doesn't include our Cincinnati Bengals, but it is football nonetheless. While the majority of us don't have a strong rooting interest in the game, there are some intriguing storylines in the game with Peyton Manning possibly riding off into the sunset, Cam Newton possibly climbing into the conversation as one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, Thomas Davis playing with a bionic arm, and more.
Right now, Las Vegas strongly favors the Carolina Panthers, to the tune of a 5.5 point spread favoring them. Only two of our contributors went against Vegas' pick. Both the Broncos and Panthers feature incredible defenses, however, the Panthers' offense with Newton at the helm poses much more of a threat than any Manning-led offense right now.
Without further ado, here are our picks for the game as well as some prop bets! Unlike traditional prop bets that are under/over or yes/no, we went with a more precise route, for fun.
Game/Prop | Jason | Alex | Scott S | Rebecca | Mickey | Scott B | Kyle | Alberto | Cody |
DEN @ CAR | CAR | CAR | CAR | CAR | CAR | DEN | CAR | CAR | DEN |
Will Peyton Manning announce his retirement in the postgame interview? | No | No | No | No | No | No | No | No | Yes |
Will Peyton Manning be seen crying at any point during the entire broadcast? | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | No | Yes | No | No | No |
How many times will "dab" or "dabbing" be said by the announcers during the broadcast? | 9 | 13 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 10 | Simms will say it 10-20 times and Nantz will say it once. | 4 | 3 |
Will Mike Carey be wrong about a challenge? | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Does a bear sh*t in the woods? | Yes | No | Yes |
John Fox" be said during the broadcast? | 3 | 3 | 16 | 12 | 18 | 17 | 13 | 7 | 3 |
How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV during the broadcast? | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
How many times will John Elway be shown on TV during broadcast? | 7 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
What color will the liquid be that is poured on the winning coach? | Orange | Orange | Clear | Blue | Clear | Orange | Clear | What color Gatorade is? | Blue |
Which song will Coldplay play first during the halftime show? | Clocks (SCREW YOU ALEX) | A terrible one | Who is Coldplay? | Adventure Of A Lifetime | Amazing Day | A Britney Spears cover song | Speed of Sound | Green Eyes? | Who the hell is Coldplay, get Eric Church out there! |
How many wings will be sold at Buffalo Wild Wings on Super Bowl day? | Over | Over | 10,014,012 | Over 12 million | 9,000,000 | 25.3 million | All of them | A zillion is a number? | Over 12 million |
Will the coin toss land on heads or tails? | Tails | Tails | Heads | Heads | Tails never fails | If it flips, Heads | Tails | Heads | Tails |
Team to score first in the game | CAR | CAR | CAR | CAR | CAR | DEN | CAR | DEN | CAR |
Will the team that scores first win the game? | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | No |
Total Team Points - Carolina Panthers | 31 | 20 | 28 | 24 | 35 | 20 | 34 | 23 | 24 |
Total Team Points - Denver Broncos | 20 | 7 | 17 | 21 | 24 | 31 | 20 | 12 | 28 |
Which will be the highest scoring quarter? | 1st | 1st | 4th | 4th | 2nd | 3rd | 2nd | 3rd | 2nd |
Will either team score 3 unanswered times in the game? | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | No | Denver | No |
Longest touchdown yardage in the game | Over | Over | 41 | 55 | 35 | 42 | Demaryius Thomas - 67 yard pass | 47 yard pick six by Kuechly | 47 yards |
Will either backup QB take a snap in the game? | Yes | Yes | No | No | Yes | No | No | No | No |
Who will be the Super Bowl MVP? | CAAAAAYUM | Ted Ginn Jr. | Cam Newton | Cam Newton | Cam Newton | Peyton Manning | Luke Kuechly | Luke Kuechly | Von Miller |
Will Peyton Manning throw a pick-6? | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | No | No | Yes | Yes | No |