An AJ Christmas Carol

AJ the free agent wideout, wears some very shiny street clothes. He has to sit on the sidelines, surgeries to his ankle and toes. All of the other receivers, known by many other names. Aren't catching enough passes and touchdowns, Their the ones that coaches blame. Then early on one free agency eve, AJ came to say. Mike Brown with your pockets so tight, you better not Franchise my butt tonight. I will sit out team activities, something he has already said, why you are out there playing, you can find me home in bed. All of his teammates will tell you, it's not really a mystery. Give him a long term extension, or one day he will be hiiiiiistooooreeeee! da dum dum

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