Chad Johnson was the hardest Bengal ever and now we have proof

Nobody’s releases were quicker. Nobody’s routes were cleaner. Nobody’s celebrations were cooler. Nobody was ever Chad Johnson except for Chad Johnson.

As a route runner, Johnson was the king at creating separation, and he recently revealed his secret as to why cornerbacks never seemed to be near him: Viva Viagra, baby.

The only dysfunction that was present occurred in on whatever side of the secondary Johnson was going up against. You can’t fail a drug test if the drug you take isn’t prohibited.

Now it makes sense why Johnson always got two feet in bounds.

Also, the old white men in those commercials make it very clear to call your doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours. With NFL games being about three hours in run time, Johnson still had some time to spare in case of overtime.

You never want to be out of the game too early, even if things get hot and sweaty.