This is on the down low but apparently Patrick Mahomes is going to get a treatment called Burrowrest this Sunday. I don't remember everything from the commercial but I'll share the parts I remember.
When you have aches and pains after a long season take a shot of Burrowrest. Yes, just one shot of Burrowrest gives you 7 months of recuperation from even the toughest injuries. If you're ready for your season to end abruptly than Burrowrest is for you. But don't take our word for it. Just ask NFL greats Josh Allen, Tyler Huntley, Derek Carr and Ryan Tannehill who all enjoyed long periods of rest after just one shot of Burrowrest. Talk to your doctor or trainer and ask them if Burrowrest is right for you.
Side effect include: Long bouts of depression, Nightmares accompanied by profuse sweating, Incontrollable swearing, Excessive public scrutiny, Blame shifting, Loss of self esteem, Shitting your pants and Potential job loss.
Sorry, that's as much as I can remember. Hopefully that captured it.