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Sporting a dirty white bath room, cigar and winter cap, Cousin Eddie is flipping through the television guide book -- that comes with the Sunday paper. Eddie knows that the game is on CBS, but is within the broadcast coverage area? Eddie is in luck. The game will be played in the entire state of Kansas.
In fact, the percentages say that if you're west of the Mississippi river, you're going to see the Bengals and Texans. Unfortunately, most of Ohio will get the Cleveland Browns and Atlanta Falcons. At least we get half of Kentucky, most of West Virginia and the Louisiana "freaking" Purchase.
If you're in Cincinnati, then here's your weekend schedule for the NFL:
1:00 p.m.
Cincinnati Bengals at Houston Texans (CBS)
4:00 p.m.
Miami Dolphins at Denver Broncos (CBS)
Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks (FOX)
8:30 p.m.
Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants (NBC)
Monday Night Football
Baltimore Ravens at New Orleans Saints (ESPN)